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Thank the lord no one on my flist does this. But - oh christ, bear with me, I have to yowl.
Okay, fandom denizens of idiotville?
Your choice of pairing does not make you morally or intellectually superior to someone who ships differently.
I know this is difficult for many people to grasp, as they're quite hellbent on scrambling for any 'high ground' they can get their smudgy little fingers on, but honestly - shut up, children.
( I hate shipwars. )
You wanna fic, FIC. You wanna write your brand of porn? Dude, WRITE. No one's stpping you, and the world needs more smut variety! But it's not gonna write itself while you sob and WHEN I WAS at people who really don't care or who, like me, really don't have patience with sympathy-scramblers. Sit down, shut up, and write your goddamn porn.
Oh, and if anyone whimpers that I was less fair to their side, cry moaoaaaoaooar. I dislike any kind of evangelistic hypocrite, majority or minority, and evangelizing further to me about how I'm oppressing you too is going to get mockery, not guilt. I feel no guilt for defenestrating you or your ilk. Cry to someone who gives a damn and/or who has enough patience not to boot you for being goddamn pity-fishingly annoying.
Okay, fandom denizens of idiotville?
Your choice of pairing does not make you morally or intellectually superior to someone who ships differently.
I know this is difficult for many people to grasp, as they're quite hellbent on scrambling for any 'high ground' they can get their smudgy little fingers on, but honestly - shut up, children.
( I hate shipwars. )
You wanna fic, FIC. You wanna write your brand of porn? Dude, WRITE. No one's stpping you, and the world needs more smut variety! But it's not gonna write itself while you sob and WHEN I WAS at people who really don't care or who, like me, really don't have patience with sympathy-scramblers. Sit down, shut up, and write your goddamn porn.
Oh, and if anyone whimpers that I was less fair to their side, cry moaoaaaoaooar. I dislike any kind of evangelistic hypocrite, majority or minority, and evangelizing further to me about how I'm oppressing you too is going to get mockery, not guilt. I feel no guilt for defenestrating you or your ilk. Cry to someone who gives a damn and/or who has enough patience not to boot you for being goddamn pity-fishingly annoying.
