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Holy hell, man, this has got to be the most fabulous example of uncanny-bastard A.I. I have ever fucking seen.
Like. You know when you're fighting some boss o another in a game and it starts to seem as if the jerkass is TAUNTING YOU DIRECTLY?
Yeah, that's what this is.
About four minutes in when the boss starts spamming the energy pulse thing, that's what that is. My jaw frigging dropped. I mean, that's above and beyond even my friend Code's FF7 game in which Sepher Sephiroth kept bitchslapping Cloud around with the freaky black wing and making Code spam status cures and Phoenix Downs like motherfuck. (This bossfight session elicited the exclamation "Son of a Santafucker!" He does seasonal profanity!)
That, though, that there is like -
- You cannot tell me it doesn't look like the boss is going "Oh yeah, and also: nyah nyah nyah" when he peeks out of the flooooooor. (That's creepy, dude, knock that off.)
It's like the Bastard Dice phenomenon only with more pixels.
(Warning: the boss theme WILL get stuck in your head.)
Also starring: One of the best LP voice acting adlibs I have ever seen. When he busted out with "What the fuck is going on" I just lost it entirely.
Like. You know when you're fighting some boss o another in a game and it starts to seem as if the jerkass is TAUNTING YOU DIRECTLY?
Yeah, that's what this is.
About four minutes in when the boss starts spamming the energy pulse thing, that's what that is. My jaw frigging dropped. I mean, that's above and beyond even my friend Code's FF7 game in which Sepher Sephiroth kept bitchslapping Cloud around with the freaky black wing and making Code spam status cures and Phoenix Downs like motherfuck. (This bossfight session elicited the exclamation "Son of a Santafucker!" He does seasonal profanity!)
That, though, that there is like -
- You cannot tell me it doesn't look like the boss is going "Oh yeah, and also: nyah nyah nyah" when he peeks out of the flooooooor. (That's creepy, dude, knock that off.)
It's like the Bastard Dice phenomenon only with more pixels.
(Warning: the boss theme WILL get stuck in your head.)
Also starring: One of the best LP voice acting adlibs I have ever seen. When he busted out with "What the fuck is going on" I just lost it entirely.
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Date: 2009-12-23 08:52 pm (UTC)He's also a tricky bastard. Weak against light, sure, but he's good at moving out of the way.
Also, hate the grabby hands, auugh. Can't hurt him like that.
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Date: 2009-12-23 10:06 pm (UTC)To this day, I STILL do not know how my sister beat Dark Lich back when we were wee kidlets with an SNES. She has video game skills I cannot begin to comprehend. (I asked her if she remembers doing it, and she does, but she can't remember how. XD I might ask again if she ever gets as far as the Mana Fortress in her latest ROM save.)