Never Gonna Come Back Down

So just about everybody knows how much I look upon the quote-unquote ~*plotline*~ dealing with the Forsaken in Cataclysm with utter contempt because of its lazy fail.

but this, I'm not sure how to

that is

I mean like

seriously this is

okay yes that's a sheep.

Swimming in the green Undercity jello spillage of Southshore. Chillin' like a villain.

Now, if this stuff in Southshore is supposed to be the uberplague

Why am I not deceased or disintegrated

AND WHY IS THAT SHEEP JUST CHILLING DOWN THERE

Personally I think the people of Southshore have all gone to have their kegger--which was in progress before the Forsaken crashed the party--somewhere that the slimes won't eat their beer, and the world's biggest jello shot of the damned won't be all over the yard. Those weren't plague canisters I was picking up, they were KEG BITS. THE FORSAKEN TOTALLY CRASHED SOUTHSHORE'S KEGGER WITH A TERRIFYING MONSTER FUCKING JELLO SHOT. AND THEN THE WHOLE SHEBANG BECAME A KEGGER OF THE DAMNED. Those cows ain't dead they've been TIPPED. And all the Worgen are being drama llama ventkiddie capslockers and Helcular's all making rod jokes because they're ALL OF THEM COMPLETELY SMASHED.

okay i think the decongestant is doing things to my brain now i will go to bed