Never Gonna Come Back Down

WILL THE SPIDERS PLEASE GTFO MY APARTMENT THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT. This is not The Arachnid Lounge, do not have your teeny tiny Lolth fansquee con on my damn floor - ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A SPIDER AS BIG AROUND AS A QUARTER WHEN YOUR LEGS ARE SPREAD OUT!

I flung my shoe down so hard on that spider that legs went everywhere when it expired nnnaaaughn D: It was huge and gross.