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A JOYOUS DAY OF NASCENCE TO MY HAPPY ASS
Aug. 1st, 2013 08:02 pm32 years ago yesterday, my yelly pink ass entered the world complete with baby fauxhawk.
32 years ago, the prospects for kids like me weren’t so hot.
When I was twelve, 24 was the median life expectancy for us.
Now it’s fucking 48. And rising.
And now? I am eligible for medication that basically unfucks my cellular membranes and almost straight-up cures me. This is what I have been dreaming of since my sequential memory kicked in.
My fucking dream is coming true now.
And?
I am 32 years old. I AM EIGHT YEARS PAST MY FORMER TENTATIVE EXPIRY DATE, O THOU PRATING WANKERS. NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
32 years ago, the prospects for kids like me weren’t so hot.
When I was twelve, 24 was the median life expectancy for us.
Now it’s fucking 48. And rising.
And now? I am eligible for medication that basically unfucks my cellular membranes and almost straight-up cures me. This is what I have been dreaming of since my sequential memory kicked in.
My fucking dream is coming true now.
And?
I am 32 years old. I AM EIGHT YEARS PAST MY FORMER TENTATIVE EXPIRY DATE, O THOU PRATING WANKERS. NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
