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WoW: So I'm sitting around trying to work things out about my dorky WoW OCs...
...And this happens:
Me: ... ... ...Ishandarr, you're one of five kids, how did that happen o.O
Ishan: My parents married young, we're all pretty spaced out--
Acamarr: *enter the DK's maternal grandpa* And there are a lot of druids on your mother's side of the family.
lawl.
Also, three "epic quests" happened last night!
1) The "Elemental Bonds lololol" questline! It's remarkable in that it shows just how stunningly little Aggra even knows about Thrall (seriously, lady, if all the desire stuff was new to you, you're a n00b), and as such it managed to annoy the living Christ out of me. How the hell is Fandral strong enough to pull the shit he pulls? Blizz really fucking needs to settle on just what their NPCs' power levels even are. The upsides: (a) the 'we are patient' thing and Aggra flailing all over at such, and (b) the fact that I was doing the quest at the same time as a Draenei shammy and a N'elf drood who were as irreverently dorky as I am, and we kept spamming /point /laugh at Aggra. Also tanking is fun. Anyway, we all spammed /hug at Jaina in the end. And I cannot stop laughing at the fact that Sandals!Tyrande has a Snooki Bump.
2) The "Alextrasza and Deathwing have a big awkward air brawl" questline! Oh, so awkward. Calen, you're a ninny. Alex, you are the Aspect of Booteh. Nelth, your face is too cute for me to take you seriously as a villain. Seriously guy, your default expression is >:}, that's not scary. Also, lol forever at the idea of Ishan managing to yoink a loopy adrenaline-buzzed and rather achy Alex onto the back of a little red drake. Blizzard, you can't tell me that butt shot was accidental. Gainax lives! Also, the little Twidrake moblings are pushovers. One flame breath, one GNARRR NOM NOM and they go down? Weakbiscuits. Also, why doesn't the red flight know me? I smacked cultists around for them all the time in Wrath. Alex knows me. I am an indignant elf. :x
3) The "HAMMER OF THE TWIHARDS" questline! Which--fuck you, Cho'gall isn't scary, he's just STUPID. I resent having my DK--who spent several years of his unlife being experimented on in Scholomance and then loitering about Naxxramas before being assigned to Acherus, whose soul spent two years inside Frostmourne before all the aforementioned bollocks and therein experienced shit so bad that his memory broke, who witnessed countless examples of towering whaFUCK at Northrend, who faced down Arthas's megalomaniacal undead monarch yeti ass atop ICC with his homeslices during Wrath--do the WHOASHIT animation around some gronn and his chumpstick ogre bossman, especially when said chumpstick's heads cannot fucking stop arging like my little sister and I used to do when we were crammed into the backseat of an '84 Citation II for a roadtrip! I really resent that. The only reason Ishan would have gone WHOASHIT at that time is in dread over the impending gronnfight and its annoying fucking altar clicking. Also, fix Skullcrusher's aggro table. *snort* At least I got to beat down his stupid gronn ass alongside three badass women. Zaela, Garona and Cozwynn kick ass. Also, Cozwynn is adorable. "I must say I enjoyed the sight of the buildings exploding ^_^" omfg love.
In conclusion now I desperately want to write something that'll make the Twilight's Hammer SCARY, because right now they're kind of not. I don't feel al all trapped when I am running around their base (compare and contrast ICC, which looks like a giant spikety prison), two-headed ogres are innately funny, ettins die like drama queens, and Cho'gall is a nincompoop.
Also, I really wanna know why the Twihards are helping Deathwing at all, since it's implied that it's N'Zoth who made Nelthy all WTF, Cho'gall is a C'Thun fanboy, and we know that N'Zoth and C'Thun and Yogg-Saron don't like each other. Are the Twihards just--not really caring WHO blows up the world as long as it does blow up? I r confus.
At least it's easy to tell why Ragnaros is there. He's a pyro, Deathwing's a pyro, so it's time for a super-flamin' BBQ.
Bluh. The more I fumble around with Cata's overplot the more it looks like a disjointed mess. Oh well--maybe the Druids of the Cornholio Style Pyromania Plot will be cooler now that I've opened up the Molten Front.
Me: ... ... ...Ishandarr, you're one of five kids, how did that happen o.O
Ishan: My parents married young, we're all pretty spaced out--
Acamarr: *enter the DK's maternal grandpa* And there are a lot of druids on your mother's side of the family.
lawl.
Also, three "epic quests" happened last night!
1) The "Elemental Bonds lololol" questline! It's remarkable in that it shows just how stunningly little Aggra even knows about Thrall (seriously, lady, if all the desire stuff was new to you, you're a n00b), and as such it managed to annoy the living Christ out of me. How the hell is Fandral strong enough to pull the shit he pulls? Blizz really fucking needs to settle on just what their NPCs' power levels even are. The upsides: (a) the 'we are patient' thing and Aggra flailing all over at such, and (b) the fact that I was doing the quest at the same time as a Draenei shammy and a N'elf drood who were as irreverently dorky as I am, and we kept spamming /point /laugh at Aggra. Also tanking is fun. Anyway, we all spammed /hug at Jaina in the end. And I cannot stop laughing at the fact that Sandals!Tyrande has a Snooki Bump.
2) The "Alextrasza and Deathwing have a big awkward air brawl" questline! Oh, so awkward. Calen, you're a ninny. Alex, you are the Aspect of Booteh. Nelth, your face is too cute for me to take you seriously as a villain. Seriously guy, your default expression is >:}, that's not scary. Also, lol forever at the idea of Ishan managing to yoink a loopy adrenaline-buzzed and rather achy Alex onto the back of a little red drake. Blizzard, you can't tell me that butt shot was accidental. Gainax lives! Also, the little Twidrake moblings are pushovers. One flame breath, one GNARRR NOM NOM and they go down? Weakbiscuits. Also, why doesn't the red flight know me? I smacked cultists around for them all the time in Wrath. Alex knows me. I am an indignant elf. :x
3) The "HAMMER OF THE TWIHARDS" questline! Which--fuck you, Cho'gall isn't scary, he's just STUPID. I resent having my DK--who spent several years of his unlife being experimented on in Scholomance and then loitering about Naxxramas before being assigned to Acherus, whose soul spent two years inside Frostmourne before all the aforementioned bollocks and therein experienced shit so bad that his memory broke, who witnessed countless examples of towering whaFUCK at Northrend, who faced down Arthas's megalomaniacal undead monarch yeti ass atop ICC with his homeslices during Wrath--do the WHOASHIT animation around some gronn and his chumpstick ogre bossman, especially when said chumpstick's heads cannot fucking stop arging like my little sister and I used to do when we were crammed into the backseat of an '84 Citation II for a roadtrip! I really resent that. The only reason Ishan would have gone WHOASHIT at that time is in dread over the impending gronnfight and its annoying fucking altar clicking. Also, fix Skullcrusher's aggro table. *snort* At least I got to beat down his stupid gronn ass alongside three badass women. Zaela, Garona and Cozwynn kick ass. Also, Cozwynn is adorable. "I must say I enjoyed the sight of the buildings exploding ^_^" omfg love.
In conclusion now I desperately want to write something that'll make the Twilight's Hammer SCARY, because right now they're kind of not. I don't feel al all trapped when I am running around their base (compare and contrast ICC, which looks like a giant spikety prison), two-headed ogres are innately funny, ettins die like drama queens, and Cho'gall is a nincompoop.
Also, I really wanna know why the Twihards are helping Deathwing at all, since it's implied that it's N'Zoth who made Nelthy all WTF, Cho'gall is a C'Thun fanboy, and we know that N'Zoth and C'Thun and Yogg-Saron don't like each other. Are the Twihards just--not really caring WHO blows up the world as long as it does blow up? I r confus.
At least it's easy to tell why Ragnaros is there. He's a pyro, Deathwing's a pyro, so it's time for a super-flamin' BBQ.
Bluh. The more I fumble around with Cata's overplot the more it looks like a disjointed mess. Oh well--maybe the Druids of the Cornholio Style Pyromania Plot will be cooler now that I've opened up the Molten Front.