jesus h.

Nov. 21st, 2011 02:22 pm
yukie1013: (heartless beeotch)
Okay, fandom, this should go without saying, but if you're writing same-sex relationships--be they monogamous or poly--then you should really not EVER be seen dismissing the IRL concerns and issues LGBTQ&c. folks face.

You should never fucking get caught pissing and moaning and fapping to the tune of "oh bawwwwwwwww they're all taking things toooo seeeeheeheeeeeeriously abloobloobloooo, guyyyyyyyys loooooook they're harshing my squeeeee waaaaahhh omgtehgaysaremeeeeean bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~"*

You should never be fucking seen crying about us 'shoving it down your throats' (my my my, how Freudian you are)when we hold hands or have big fabulous gatherings, because, OMG, no one wants to SEE that, we're only allowed to be gay if you don't have to think about it!**

Don't fucking do that shit if you write same-sex pairings.

Because that makes you look like a giant fucking choad.

It makes you look like a giant, wanky, immature, snotty, snitty, whiny, ignorant, objectifying, disgusting, putrid, entitled, loudmouthed, bratty fucking choad.

*yes, this is pretty fucking much what it sounds like.

**YES, that's really pretty much what you're fucking implying.
yukie1013: (BLARGH)
Dear sinus cold,

Go away already. I know you're mostly gone but you forgot to take some of the extra snot with you. Could you get on that?

No love,
-y.

***

Dear media,

Stop fucking being flail-engine wailing brat fucks about the fucking H1N1 strain. Yes, it's unusually communicable and it sucks and has potential to be very bad...but so does the regular flu. People DO die of the regular flu; some things can hit hard and fast and we're not sure why they do that in some cases and not others. And SARS was FAR worse, and SHRIEKING HEADLINES are not conducive to people being calm and fucking rational about things, you stupid fucks.

Journalistic integrity: like NONE OF YOU FUCKS HAVE IT.

Next time you wonder why I stick to freebie papers or ignore your bullshit altogether, remember this post.

I'll be listening to ACTUAL DOCTORS for info about this and ignoring all you fucks.

Fuck you all so very hard,
-y.

P.S. you are all stupid fucks.

***

Dear tea,

*HEARTMARKS MADLY*

-y
yukie1013: (and anywhere you turn...)
SOMEONE GET ALL THESE FLAMING /b/TARD WANNABE TEENYBOPPERS OFF'N MY INTERNETS PLS

Oh god tenth anniversary of the release of FFVII whaaaaaattttt. *choke.* *gurgle* *falldownstairs'ndie*

But - srriously it's like everyone all of a sudden dropped fifty IQ points while my back was turned. Snipe, flame, anonymous-coward, butthurt, stupid prejudiced sexist classist fucktardianistic - gah.

FUCK ALL THIS NOISE, DRACULA WAS RIGHT, I RESIGN, I SECEDE, I QUIT.

LONG LIVE THE YOUKAI NATION YOU WHORES.

fall makes me bitchy.

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