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Basically--anyone who grabs onto Kael's 'other insults' phrasing as a justification for Golden's fucking rockbrained probematic-as-shit "characterization" in the Arthas novel?

Is a dumbass retcon-oblivious ass-sniffing fart-whiffing apologist wanking spewing whinging fact-twisting dishonest whiny motherfucking klunk-knobbed smegmawheel tinhat fuckchop stan-wanker who doesn't know shit about shit.

And needs to shut up for eternity.



If you are grasping at fucking straws to defend the shitty treatment Kael and Illidan got, you are cheerleading for homophobia and racism! HERE’S HOW! I'll draw you a little isometric diagram and label it and everything.

1) Kael and the other Blood Elves are coded as some kind of fantasy-Arabian-nights-meets-Heian mishmosh, i.e. even though they are pale for no reason in-game they are coded as not white

2) Illidan and the other Night elves are coded as fantasy-generic-Asia-meets-vikings, i.e. they are coded as not white

3) Kael being reduced to a shrill jealous drama queen at Jaina plays into racist stereotypes about Asian and Middle Eastern men being effeminate/not properly masculine (compared to white manz) and untrustworthy and misogynistic and lolicon-perverts and two-faced, and when you consider this in tandem with the shitty magic-is-drugs nonsense WoW pulled and the doublecross of Illidan for no reason, SHIT STARTS TO LOOK UUUUUGLY for fuck’s sakes they basically made kael into a yellow-peril-meets-evil-maharajah opium pusher *headdesk*

4) The same goes for Illidan suddenly becoming this horrible creepy jealous stalkery douchebag over Tyrande

5) and when you consider that Illidan and Kael had a lot of chemistry in the RTS games it just gets so fucking much worse

6) so if you’re defending this bullshit problematic character defilement that sprung out of nowhere just to make Arthas and Furion look good

7) You’re a racism cheerleader and a homophobia cheerleader and a nasty fucking stan, and you are what’s wrong with fandom. Hope that fucking helps.

Bee tee fucking dubs, dipshits, that line you oh-so-love to use as your basis for your shitwad conspiracy theory wankfests?

WAS ACTUALLY AN ESPECIALLY NASTY FUCKING DIG AT ARTHAS!

which you fucking tools would realize if you would engage your singlelonely dendrite and you weren't so fucking determined to trash the character who's not traditionally masculine.

BY SAYING "AMONG OTHER INSULTS" KAEL IS IMPLYING THAT ARTHAS CONSIDERS THE ATTACK ON SILVERMOON AND THE MASSACRE OF KAEL'S PEOPLE AND THE MURDER OF HIS FATHER TO BE A REALLY CLEVER LITTLE DIG AND NOTHING MORE.

LISTEN to how Kael says that. He's coldly furious and hanging onto that anger to keep his shit together.

His line means this: "arthas thinks his attempted genocide of my people was just a masterfully clever bit of trolling."

It's ARTHAS who brings up Jaina as a bazinga-move. OH OOPS HEY HEY HEY ASSHOLES LOOKS LIKE YOU LOST YOUR ARGUMENT! Best quit while you're behind.

Arthas brings up Jaina first. Jaina, who Kael did care for. Jaina has vanished by this point. She is in Kalimdor. (NOTE: JAINA LEFT FOR KALIMDOR LONG BEFORR KAEL COULD HAVE GOTTEN ANYWHERE NEAR DALARAN FOR FUCK'S ALMIGHTY SAKES. Golden is a hackish little chit.) Most people do not know she is in Kalimdor! For everyone in the East Kingdoms, Jaina went *poof*. Jaina, for all Kael knows, may be dead or worse. When Arthas brings her up, he seems quite certain this is the case. Arthas says "I stole her lol". Kael, from his "you've taken everything I ever loved away from me", REALLY figures she is dead by that point. And no, "everything" does not ~imply~ fucking shit on a stick, asstwaddlers. "everything" is his family, his home, his loved ones. It's not objectification, shut your useless fucking noiseflaps. You don't even acknowledge that word as a real thing until you can finagle a gotcha-moment with it. Fuck you.

Now, I am not saying that Kael is perfect. He CAN be dramatic and snarky and pissy, he doesn't always think things through, he's way too proud by turns, and he was probably a complete awkward fail-at-suave dork about flirting with Jaina. (If you think the shit in the book is plausible or IC, you're a putrid little racist and should fuck off forever. Fuck along into the next plane of existence if you infantilize Jaina in this scenario, too.) Sometimes he's an ass.

But he was not ~omg just always~ nasty and ~a bad seed~ and shit. Fuck OFF already. Same goes for Illidan. He and Kael both got trashed to hell so Arthas would look better by comparison. There is no sign of bad-heartedness in WC3 or TFT, you numbnut fucking kiddies. Shut up al-fucking-ready you annoying little stanwanks.

I shouldn't be surprised at this particular group of numbskull fanstan pasty dudebro loudmouth fuckhead tinhats trashing Kael; they're terrified of men like him IRL. He doesn't present in a "properly masculine" way, he's "too pretty", he's seen as queer by the fandom and he falls into the category of "foreign and exotic" and female fans do like him, so they're terrified simultaneously that he'll take their wimmenz away and also hit on them. It's so fuckin' pathetically obvious and disgusting.


Feel free to not like Kael but don't go mouth-farting shitbrained made-up tortured retcon-humping meaningless reasons for not liking him. And stop fucking trying to impress women by trashing Kael thus and saying he's a "nice guy" type. he's not. that's you fucking tools. Fuck right out of my sight.

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